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But first... Every officer must HELP MARIO
Have you been to Mario's Mess Tent ?
Did you help Mario ?
British Boot Camp Statutory Law
Every officer must ...
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Wear red leather, yellow leather or red leather and yellow leather together
2
Sleep on aluminium linoleum
3
Eat freshly fried fresh flesh on Thursdays
4
Drink from a proper copper coffee pot
5
Use only old oily Ollie oils for old oily autos
6
Make sure the ship's always shipshape, for certain
